Ugh my mom is so f*cking stupid…she tells me I can go out with my friends, but once I’m ready to go, she tells me I can’t go because “There’s traffic.” Yeah, um, FYI, there’s always gonna be traffic, because if you haven’t noticed, THE WORLD IS FULL OF CARS. Why the hell would it matter to her anyway? She’s not even gonna f*cking drive. Ughh. She’s always making up these f*cking stupid excuses to keep me home, and for what?? I’m just gonna sit around the house like a f*cking fatass and then she’s gonna complain that I’m gonna get fat. She never does anything unless it’s convenient for her, unless it’s something I hate. Then, of course, she has no f*cking problem doing it. But if she’s gonna tell me I can’t go somewhere, it would be a little less infuriaiting if she told me BEFORE I do my hair, get dressed, and grab all of my stuff. Then, when I get pissed, I go into my room and shut the door and deafen myself with my music and rant, but then my dad tells me not to close my door because he thinks I’m gonna suffocate. If you haven’t noticed, sir, there are air vents, spaces under my door, and windows. He probably just tells me that so he can make sure I don’t hang myself.
He probably has good reason to think that.
OMFG same thing happened to me today. i wanted to cry. the story of my life. FML.
i’m not lying. it’s actually an awkward turtle. LOL. it’s legs and head wobble too! i stole it from matty during white elephant at the PC party hahaha.
jonathan kirlin will be the next jim carey. no joke. his improvs made me laugh so hard. but in the middle of his crying scene about his mother dying (and he actually was crying), my phone rang and everyone yelled at me for ruining the moment. LOL.
oh, and my winterguard tryout sucked. end of story.